KILL SANTA
HEY THIS RANDOM OLD MAN COMES INTO OUR CHIMNEY WHILE WE ARE ASLEEP... PRESENTED LIKE A GENIE AND DOES MAGIC LIKE HOUDINI AND GRANTS WISHES LIKE JIMINY CRICKET... Santa Claus is what drives so many children into being moronic... nimrods...
This is TRICKERY.
SANTA SHALL BE SLAIN.